Spokenword-Bising Je

Thursday, September 24, 2009

Body Art Ala Chine

Liu Bolin literary paints himself into the background

Monday, September 21, 2009

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

We are the Champions

We are the Champions
Ive paid my dues

Time after time

Ive done my sentence

But committed no crime

And bad mistakes

Ive made a few

Ive had my share of sand kicked in my face

But Ive come through

We are the champions, my friends

And well keep on fighting

till the end

We are the champions

No time for losers

cause we are the champions, of the world

Ive taken my bows

And my curtain calls

You brought me fame and fortune

and everything that goes with it

I thank you all

But its been no bed of roses

No pleasure cruise

I consider it a challenge before the whole human race

And I aint gonna lose

We are the champions - my friends

And well keep on fighting, till the end

We are the champions

No time for losers

cause we are the champions , of the world

Sunday, September 6, 2009

Time for XM tips?

Intrepretation may be required.... at ur own risk
5 Science

which part of the food chain r u?
we all need to grow, plants too
clean your blood
how not to fall sick
why we look like our parents
the small living thing
water pollution
the hole in the sky
mutation/variation
plants in saline environment
cell membrane
how do you find out how many of them birds/frogs/insect r out there

5K 5L

pendulum swings both ways
types of particles that make up matter
different metal react differently...
give me pure water please
radioactivity n nuclear energy
Hitz FM
the plane
the heart of our vehicles
inheritance
principle of floatation
boiling point

4Science

dirty air/ water
what is the da food ur eating
links in da food chain
population: survival of the smartest?
breathe to stay alive
body parts frm small to big
all about the importance or the green plant
what happened to the food you ate and dont let the food go bad
salt water plants
shelf life
visking tubing

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Cuties for Adoption

Please call 012-7771774 if you are interested to adopt one of these cuties.
Only 5 to be given away free for adoption.

Monday, August 17, 2009

Friday, August 14, 2009

Congratulations

Ambassador of Conscience Award for 2009 from Amnesty International

Winner of the 1991 Nobel Peace Prize

Monday, August 10, 2009

2 Billion Reasons why you should learn English

LAUGHTER: The Best Medicine

1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi..

2. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

3. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

4. She was only a whisky maker, but he loved her still.

5. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.

6. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other, 'You stay here, I'll go on a head.'

7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, 'No change yet.'

8. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

9. In democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes.

10. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.

11. Don't join dangerous cults: Practice safe sects!

Got the puns above ? Children, read and learn English or else you might end up writing the following when you are a parent:

1. My son is under a doctor's care and should not take PE today. Please execute him.

2. Please exkuce lisa for being absent she was sick and i had her shot.

3. Dear school: please ecsc's john being absent on jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32 and also 33.

4. Please excuse gloria from jim today. She is administrating.

5. Please excuse roland from p.e. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.

6. John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.

7. Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.

8. Please excuse ray friday from school. He has very loose vowels.

9. Please excuse Lesli from being absent yesterday. She had diahre dyrea direathe, aiyah i mean shitting la.

10. Please excuse jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it monday. We thought it was sunday.

11. Please excuse brenda. She has been sick and under the doctor.

12. Maryann was absent december 11-16, because she had a fever, sorethroat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever an sore throat , her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night.