Spokenword-Bising Je: September 2008

Monday, September 22, 2008

Trip to Macau and Kuching in 2008

Biology Exams Q&A & Revision Slides

Previous years Biology Exam Questions and suggested Answers will be posted in this Blog on a regular basis. Scroll through the list below and make your request using the Online Kontactr Form below. You need to provide your name, email address, Form and a few words about what you wish to be sent to you.

All genuine requests of Students from School other than Stella Maris will be entertained. You will have to provide your School Names in addition to the abovementioned information.

Upon receipt of your request, I will either email the files to you or provide you with a URL to download the files yourself.

Biology Form 4 and Form 5 Exams

2008 Oct F4 Bio 1
2008 Oct F4 Bio 2
2008 Oct F4 Bio 2 Answers
2008 Oct F4 Bio 3
2008 Sept Trial Bio 1
2008 Sept Trial Bio 2
2008 Sept Trial Bio 3
2009 Mac F5 Bio 1
2009 Mac F5 Bio 1 Answers
2009 Mac F5 Bio 2
2009 Mac F5 Bio 2 Answers
2009 Mac F5 Bio 3
2009 Mac F5 Bio 3 Answers

Science Exams for Form 4 & 5

2008 Oct F4 Science 1
2008 Oct F4 Science 2
2008 Oct F4 Science 2 with Answers
2009 Mac F5 Science
2009 Mac F5 Science Answers

Exam Revision (for 4Sc and 5Sc Students)

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LAUGHTER: The Best Medicine

1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi..

2. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

3. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

4. She was only a whisky maker, but he loved her still.

5. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.

6. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other, 'You stay here, I'll go on a head.'

7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, 'No change yet.'

8. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

9. In democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes.

10. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.

11. Don't join dangerous cults: Practice safe sects!

Got the puns above ? Children, read and learn English or else you might end up writing the following when you are a parent:

1. My son is under a doctor's care and should not take PE today. Please execute him.

2. Please exkuce lisa for being absent she was sick and i had her shot.

3. Dear school: please ecsc's john being absent on jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32 and also 33.

4. Please excuse gloria from jim today. She is administrating.

5. Please excuse roland from p.e. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.

6. John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.

7. Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.

8. Please excuse ray friday from school. He has very loose vowels.

9. Please excuse Lesli from being absent yesterday. She had diahre dyrea direathe, aiyah i mean shitting la.

10. Please excuse jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it monday. We thought it was sunday.

11. Please excuse brenda. She has been sick and under the doctor.

12. Maryann was absent december 11-16, because she had a fever, sorethroat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever an sore throat , her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night.

Spokenword-Bising Je

The Scheme of Life

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Form 5 2008, Stella Maris Secondary School

Monday, September 22, 2008

Trip to Macau and Kuching in 2008

Biology Exams Q&A & Revision Slides

Exam Revision (for 4Sc and 5Sc Students)

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